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[The feed cuts to video, obscured at first, until a clumsy paw lifts up again and attempts to press buttons again.]

Bloody thing... Can't they make these things jus' a bit less shit?

...Oh, for God's sake. There. Is this recordin' now? Oh, shit... I didn't want it to record like that.

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This is DS Ray Carling, speakin' on behalf of the Police.

For those in the public who might not be aware, we've arrested Harold Saxon, also known as the Master, in connection with a number of unsolved cases. Although I'm not obliged to release further information at this point, I can assure you that we're doin' all we can.

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